Squidge

They may only be young, but they have already mastered the art of stealthy shenanigans. They will hit you with a cheeky grin and flash you their one or two gnashers before disappearing into the smallest of spaces, to infiltrate areas of your life you never even knew existed, leaving a trail of chaos in their wake. Brace yourself for the mega mischief brought forth by these micro menaces.

• Number:
• Height: 8cm
• Features: Human-like tooth, wide eyes, baby diaper, tuft of hair
• Fur: Purple mottled fleece
• Fart velocity: tornado
• Phlegm consistency: Smelly