Sir Splodge-A-Lot

This potato looking abomination waddles through life in a perpetual haze of slowness and naivety. This splat-shaped monster is known to be a chaotic clutz, tripping over its own lumpish feet, unintentionally creating a domino effect of chaos and destruction, creating a sickening spectacle wherever its sluggish presence meanders.

• Number: 99
• Height: 22cm
• Features: Human-like bottom teeth, button eyes, rounded body
• Fur: Brown fuzzy
• Fart velocity: El diablo
• Phlegm consistency: Sticky