Sir Nobbynuts

Wobbling its way through the day, this bumbling monster is the epitome uncouth and ill-mannered. The term “Sir” is widely incorrect. It navigates its nutty day by leaving angry and vaguely threatening signs on lampposts, lining up porcelain dolls on street corners and yelling foghorn-like noises at people as they pass by. We should really rename this monster to Nutty Nuisance.

• Number: 126
• Height: 22cm
• Features: Human-like teeth, slitted eyes, nobbly body
• Fur: Yellow fuzzy
• Fart velocity: Moist
• Phlegm consistency: Runny