Squidge

They may only be young, but they have already mastered the art of stealthy shenanigans. They will hit you with a cheeky grin and flash you their singular gnasher before disappearing into the smallest of spaces, to infiltrate areas of your life you never even knew existed, leaving a trail of chaos in their wake. Brace yourself for the mega mischief brought forth by these micro menaces.

• Number:
• Height: 8cm
• Features: Human-like teeth, wide eyes, baby diaper, tuft of hair
• Fur: Green fuzzy
• Fart velocity: Stealth
• Phlegm consistency: Moist