Shameless Goof

Dance like no one is watching" is more than just a motto for this monster—it's a way of life. But so is farting, eating, singing, stealing, tormenting, and dressing like no one is watching. Unfortunately, everyone is watching as it embarks on a chaos-fuelled rampage, dressed in golden undies that ride so far up, they could only be described as a slingshot at this point.

• Number: 135
• Height: 22cm
• Features: Human-like gapped teeth, slitted eyes, raised arms, golden pleather mankini
• Fur: Blue pleather
• Fart velocity: Stealth
• Phlegm consistency: Moist